Saturday, March 12, 2011

korang da beso nnti nk jadi.. happppeeeeee!!!!!

hai.. slamat kmbali ke blog aku.. hoho.. lame da xupdate.. bile da lame xupdate, nk cite ape pn da xtau.. haha.. abes wat pe je aku update ni?? haaaaaa.. ni idea da ade r.. nk cite pasl mase dpan ni.. back to the future bebeh!!! camne 2?? back to?? kmbali.. the future?? mase dpan.. nk kmbali ke mase dpan happpeeee nye.. mase dpan pn xtau camne.. kalo back to the old days bereh lg.. sebb da tau past camne.. bole skurg2nye tru balek.. ahhhhh mrepek lehnet!! mari je r bace ni..
aku ni tnggal lg 2 sem je kt ump ni.. (sedeh ke bes eh?? pasni kene keje..) n aku bkan r sorg pminat kimia tgar.. haha.. kureng r.. abes aku nk keje ape je ni nnti?? haaaaaa.. sebb aku ni visionary.. (kalo ade xray vsion pn samo' gak.. usha2.. wahahahaha..) aku nk mnjalankn prniagaan.. prniagaan ape?? haaaaa.. maghi2 tgok..
trnak kmbing!!! haha.. on?? on r weiiii.. bole makn lamb chop (ham2..) tiap2 hari.. awuuuuu sronoknye.. ni kmbing jnis boer.. chumel kn?? xpn.. kmbing jnis katjang..
mcm rusa kn?? due2 chumel.. tp ni tlinge die ke atas.. aku maen amek je gmbr ni.. die 2lis ni kmbing katjang.. ye r kot.. haha.. xpn kmbing len?? mari kite tgok!!!
ni kmbing jnis jamnapari... pariya type nye kmbing!!! haha.. xde r.. tah apsal name die jamnapari.. mgkin kacuk ngn pari?? bijjjaaakkkk!!!
ni plak kambeng saanen.. lg plik name die.. haha.. cam che nin je plak.. da r ptih.. kang aku smbah kang ngn air.. wahahaha.. kalo ade kaetan ngn che nin.. abes ni kmbing yg xwjud r?? ahhhhhh angker sgat.. lg2.. kmbing ape lg ade??
haaaa.. haha.. style kot kmbing ni.. bnyk bulu.. hehe.. name die toggenburg.. peh!! name cam omputeh.. tp omputeh bynk bulu ke?? haha.. ni bulu die bole wat brus cat ni.. extra income bebeh!!!
peh.. style kot die snyum.. haha.. posing ciap.. tonggek!!! ni name die british alpine.. yes folks.. this type of goat only eat cheeseburger n fries.. haha.. xmkan nasik2 ni!!! ahhhh kensel r nk bela kau.. rugi2!!! lg ape option yg ade??
hah!!! amek kau.. ni kmbing ke kuda ke keldai ke?? ke?? beso nk maut.. brape puluh ratus pnggn of lamb chop bule dapt ni.. yum2!!! ham2!!!! ni kmbing jnis anglo nubian.. kpale n leher die cam plik sket kn?? seng nk beza ngn jnis2 len.. ade lg x?? adeeee!!
ni adalah biri-bi.. eh ni babi!!! babi nye babi!!! bakpe nyemak kt cni.. shuh2.. haha.. jap2 error.. jap eh..
haaaaa.. pmbetulan.. ni r baru real biri-biri.. ni pling femes kot.. ciap ade katun lg.. shaun the sheep.. chumel.. suke kmbing yg gmok 2.. suke makn.. mals n makn lg.. ngn bebi sheep 2.. ape tah name die.. isap puting.. haha.. aiiiiiii ni cite ape ni??
aku rase 2 je kot jnis2 nye.. ke ade lg?? kalo ade yg aku trlpas.. komen r.. hehe.. aku nk bela sume jenis kmbing kalo bole.. pas 2 nk wat lamb chop n bg grade.. mane yg pling bes.. dr segi tekstur.. warne.. bau.. liat.. tulang.. sume2 r.. haha.. tp aku plan ni ngn mmber2 yg len..
haaaaa.. entri len aku cite position yg available kt kmpeni trnak kmbing aku ni n ksesuain nye mgikut sfat2 mmber aku.. haha.. alaaaaa korg knal pn.. haaa aku ade soklan..
brdasarkn name2 yg aku bg n position yg ade ni.. korg cube matchkn.. mane tau pkiran kite same... awuuuuuu.. awuuuuu
i) amirul edham (bekas mpp)
ii)alias (ceo pasar lambak)
iii)burn (exco scitex)
iv)asyrak (photographer)
v)pojan (market.. 2 je seng describe kau jan)
vi)ajim (rmbut supo ore gilo.. haha.. mrket gak ni.. fight2 r ngn pojan)
ni plak position2 yg ade kt kmpeni trnak kmbing ni..
i)researcher
ii)delivery guy
iii)marketing guy
iv)promoter guy
v)blog designer
vi)land owner
land owner 2 positon ke?? ahhhh lntak r.. haha.. entri akn datg aku tnjukkn jwapnnye ngn dalil2 yg muhasabah nape diorg ni ssuai ngn job 2.. hehe.. n entri yg akan dtg pn aku nk cite pasl bntang trnakan len.. jwab eh.. eh.. eh..


13 comments:

~conangirlz~ said...

perghh..nk jad business man rupe2nye membe ak nie..bagus2..tp klo bela kuda lag masyukk...hahaha..ehh,bukan2..klo bela lembu pon orite gak..kambing sape y da drh tinggi x bleh mkn..huhuhu..hurmm..position ea..

i)researcher = am
ii)delivery guy = alias
iii)marketing guy = acak
iv)promoter guy = pojan
v)blog designer = burn
vi)land owner = ajim

ehh..ko jad ape??

haziq said...

haha.. emmm.. hmpir2 tpat.. hehe..
aku jd pngarah r.. nmpak x aku da arah2kn keje2 kt diorng ni??
ciap ade kau lg tolg isikn.. haha..
xpe2.. kite 2nggu lg jwapn yg len..
2 r.. kau kene tpu.. hehe..
kmbing 2 mkann faveret nabi..
bile ape yg datg dri nabi.. sumenye baek2 blake.. kmbing r kolestrol pling rndah skali..

~conangirlz~ said...

ooo..yeke??
cehhh, pengarah kunun..poyos r ko..hahahaha...kurg tepat ke jaw ak??
ble korg nk lncrkn?ni sius ke memain??

are jim said...

land owner pn land owner la..
bleh,aku cri tanah..
tp keuntungan aku nk 30%,tak termasuk modal..

haziq said...

bkan jim.. kau bkan land owner..
tp eh.. cam bole je..
kau je yg ade tnah.. kalo nk wt kt lman umah aku xmuat.. haha..

mohd fauzan said...

brdsrkn pgamatn ak, dorg ni ssuai

i)researcher = boer
ii)delivery guy = katjang
iii)marketing guy = anglo nubhan(idol ajim)
iv)promoter guy = chessebger
v)blog designer = puting
vi)land owner = babi biri

btol?
ps2 kte wt steak acak,
ak jd tukang msk,
ajim tukang ratah acak,
omg,gli sgt, hihu

Anonymous said...

promoter guy n marketing guy tu kasi pojan dua2 pon bole..mmg kna dgn dia..kompem rmai customer pompuan..delivery guy kasi burn je sbb ada kete..tp kna ada pompuan la plak burn ni ahakkkzzz

haziq said...

haha.. ade prsamaan fkiran kt c2..
thniah am.. thniah.. pojan da out tros.. mrepek.. tp trkam acak cam samo' je.. haha..

ABU BAKAR @ BURN said...

haha, blog designer tu ak setuju sangat... weeeeee

haah ziq.. ko kene letak lagi satu cost tambahan, ak x bley drive klau xde pompan, huahahahaha.. tapi ak nk delivery pakai kete ferrari taw... hehe

acak jadi tukang check quality daging r.. agak2 xpuas ati, terkam je acak reramai... hak3, on??...

arie said...

wow nk jual kambing..bes..evryday is lamb chop day r,jimat,xpyh masak ssh.. bole r,jnji ade lori sampah,katel dable deker, on..

haziq said...

hehe.. on.. on.. ngn moto skali kn?? men brek2.. haha..

arie said...

pahcerohh men brek2..onnnn..haha

mcm ni lah said...

babi tu jenis manggalitza dari hungary,. ada aku buat entry pasal tu,.
saya follow blog ni