give me a shot to remember.. and you can take all the pain away from me..

tag pertame...

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.
Tag atleast 5 people.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ x ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = beast
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ x ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ x ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[ x ]Black = with a sexy smile
[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ x ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who had fun with
[ ]7 = who kissed
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[x]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ x ]18 = an orange
[ ]19 = a homo
[ ]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I got dared
[ ]Gray = because I'm cool like that
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ x ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs


"i am a skanky brat sex addict with a sexy smile who killed  an orange because I had to... " amek haaaa.. bes ke x ayat die?? cam leknet je, hohoho..

what i've done?? mrepek2..

TAGGING:

my pollowers.. please buat, hoho..

tag kedue..

1) Apakah nama blog anda sekarang dan kenapa anda memilih nama itu?

today's world..

dunia skarng r ek?? kalo zman dlu2.. aku mane tau.. idop pon x lg, hoho..

2)Apakah link blog anda sekarang dan bagaimana boleh timbul idea untuk menamakannya seperti itu?

http://muhammadhaziq89.blogspot.com/

mencapap r sket, hoho.. tp pollowers aku 12 jek.. ekeleh..

3)Apakah method penulisan dalam blog anda?

blasah je r.. tp kalo de gmba, aku suke ltak blah kiri, hoho.. hoho pon msti ade, hoho.. eh ade lg, hoho..

4)Pernah terasa nak hapuskan blog anda?

eh, pnat2 aku wat.. mnunggu load gmba, mncri ilham.. x kn nk hapuskn?? gilo ko??
5)Apakah pendapat anda mengenai blog kepada pemilik blog yang TAG anda ini?

saje je die ni.. da r suke ckap toyol kalo aku cokek die, hoho.. mlatah je keje nye.. pastu suke men tag yg plik2.. hoho..

6)Senaraikan orang yang akan anda TAG
am, arie, chah, nik, ajim, burn, pojan, yaya, vanilla ais.. wow vanilla.. syamim, ain n my last pollowers, asma.. die aktf ke x?? hoho..

let's rewind back a year.. (kate2 the joker).. eh, 1 sem je pdahal..

akhirnye da nak abes da final.. time aku menaip ni, da tnggal lg 1 paper je.. pas abes je paper ni, iaitu pada 27 april, hohoho.. merdeka r beb.. balek woooo.. huhuhu.. pastu x tau nk wat pe kt umah.. keje ke?? poyo jek.. hoho.. tp spanjang sem 2 ni.. mcam2 bende yg brlaku.. hoho.. perkare pelik r, seram r, klakar r, ape r.. hohoho.. antaranye ni r..

yang ni acak pyung blanje makn 1 fakulti... peh gile r, tp 1 fakulti 2 brape je.. hohoho.. ade r 20 lbeh..

pastu ade lak g camp.. camp sndri2 je, hohoho.. kt telok chempedak.. btol ke eja die?? tah r.. hohoho.. best r yg ni, hoho..

aiii.. ni bukan gambo campng ni.. blasah je r, hoho.. hahaha, korng ni memng kecik.. beso kan saye?? ke diorng ni ketot2 blake?? hohoho..

pastu ade lak amek gamba fakulti.. sblom balek cuti raye cine kot.. rasenye r.. hohoho.. yg bestnye, aku x mndi time 

2!! hohoho.. bngun da lmbat, tp niat nk blaja 2 ade kn?? aku g gak r klas.. uiiii, bleh dapt anugrah plajar cntoh ni.. tp sblom amek gmba fkulti, da ciap2 raptai brgambo da.. ni je yg aku dapt.. bole r.. hohoho.. ade yg len, tp x amek kt empunye kmera.. mapuh g r.. hohoho..

pastu, cuti maulud plak.. n pmbelajarn brjaln sprti bese.. tp da nk dkat study week 2, bru r nk wat lwatn smbil blaja..

kt jabtan kmia phang.. dkat2 ngan tc 2.. hohoho.. yg ni x de 

gamba, sdey ke x?? aku nk je amek gamba dadah2 yg diorng tnjukkn.. mane r tau ade pnagih tgok blog ni, jeles je diorng.. hohoho.. tp, gamba len 

plak yg ade.. bdak2 laki tdo dalm bas plak kuar!!! ces kau yaya.. seb bek muke aku ensem.. 

hohoho.. pahtu msuk plak mnggu pling 

mencabo skali d dunie.. hohoho.. ade test, produk invention, assigmnt.. bnyk gile.. mapuh sume 

ike.. pastu, study week mnjelma.. tp, time da nk abes study week 2 r x de air!!!.. damn.. gilo susa aku nk mndi, buang air.. ape r UMP ni.. sdey aku.. tau bdak2 len, mapuh aku kene bhan,, isk2..

kene wat ke?? wat je r..

Arahan:
1. Anda perlu printscreen wallpaper yang anda gne sekarang.jangan tipu2 ek xske.

ye, baek arahan.. saye pham..

2.mengape anda suke wallpaper anda itu..

-bes wooo.. 1 famili ade.. teke r aku yg mane..

-sape r amek gamba ni?? kalo da sume ade?? aku da lupe.. hoho.. ade r tu, bpak aku sruh sape tah.. aku x ingt..

-bapak aku ltak kt dalm lptop ni.. dri ltak gambo katun mrepek, bek ltak gambo famili... hoho..

-cube r teke aku kt ne ni?? n aku drjah brape??

-rugi r g time kecik.. kalo skarg kn bes.. sebb ade air tu!!! UMP skang ni x de air.. nk ehem2 pon susa.. aduiii..

3. tag 10 org.

-arie

-chah

-syamim

-burn

-yaya

-ajim

-nik

-yana

n spe2 je r y nk wt.. kalo x nk pon x pe.. aku sdey je r..

asik x de air je.. tensen plak..

ari ni, 17 april 2009.. x de air lg!! slalu c10 x de pape, rilek je.. ni c10 pon x de air gak.. arrrggggghh!!! da x mndi aku g smayng jumaat, hohoho.. jd, bgi menghilangkn kepansan bdan n kebauan yg mlande.. aku ajak alias, ceh padahal acak.. g mndi, hoho.. tp kt mane tau?? kt berkelah.. bukan berkelah.. kelah.. tp berkelah.. bukan sebutn KEdai tau, tp KE yg lg 1.. apppppee ni?? hoho.. jd, kol 330 ktorng brtolak.. men hembus je, x de nk prepare2 sndwich ke chipsmore ke, air milo ke.. x de.. bwa tuala, detol, nivea, bju, suar, ngan bju yg x bsuh lg.. hohoho.. tere ke x?? ni r hasilnye..

jauh gak r prjalnn nye.. dribilek aku ke air trjun ni, dekat sejam.. haaaa.. lame ke x?? lame kn?? bes wooo.. cam nk g lg je.. kali ni ingt nk g cmping kt sane lak.. hohoho..

ciap bwak sabun ni... hohoho.. singgah KMPh jap smayg mghrb.. hoho..

perkare2 yg seram..

ni gamba sesaje je.. x de kene mengen yg idop atau pn yg mati..

haaa.. ni aku nk post ni.. da april da.. da nak abes sem 2 da?? ish... buhsan dok umah.. tp seblom menamatkan sem, aku ade wat bende2 yg mnyeramkn kt UMP ni haaaa.. nk tau ke x??

mari2.. jum kite tgok ape yg aku da wat..

1. cabot gigi (20 mac 2009).. seram sebb jarum inject die r.. ngan time nk cbut.. pkai playar beb..

ingt aku ni dawai ke??

2. derma darah (3 april 2009) ni pon leh kate seram gak.. die punye jarum inject lg beso..

kalo x beso cmne nk kuar darh kn?? itu dara kuar la.. itu yg jd drakula (bang bil!!).. jarum die cam beso straw vitagen tu.. pena ke x minom??

3. brgambar ngan antu!!! ( 14 mac 2009) sile rujuk post seblom ni.. hoho.. ni pon seram gak.. ghopenye kwan aku ni antu.. pkai je tdung.. tp time brgambo, die transform.. kukkikkokkuk!!.. jd antuuuuuuuu!!!

4. msok bilek ikot tingkap (2 april 2009) ni seram sebb tkot jtuh.. aku bengong.. g mndi pon kene kunci.. eiiiii gerey je aku ngan rumate aku ni.. da r tngkat due.. gayat r saye.. jtoh karng cemane nseb aku?? mkin tere ke makin x tere?? cacat da susa plak..

5. hampir lemas mase mndi kt tc.. ( 18 januari 2009) ni ade aku cite x kt post lepas?? time ktorng g camping.. ngah sdap2 mndi lwan2 ombak.. ttibe je aku n kwan2.. wow kwan2.. burn ngan ajim je sbnrnye di hanyut kn ke tmpat yg dalm.. bapk seram ah!!! ni lg seram dari sume yg ade kt ats.. silap2 maut wooooo.. cemane nk jwap ngan mak aku?? eh, da maut mane leh ek?? hohoho.. tp dngan klebihan aku yg tnggi lg tough lg tere ni, aku brenang punye brenang..

smbil tu aku slamatkn dirong beb.. x lupe kwan.. hohoho.. adeiii.. seb x jadi pape..